House Rules:

Booking & Communication

How do I book? Text is best. Please send your name, preferred day, and time. Four short texts are perfect. Text only, no phone calls. You may also email if you prefer. Messages that turn into chats may not receive a reply. This is relaxation, not speed dating.

Text only no phone calls please: 561.584.4084 or you may email me as soon as my form is operational.

Lewd Or Inappropriate Texts Or Emails:

What if I send something inappropriate? You’ll hear nothing but silence. Save your thumbs for something more productive.

Dog Lover’s Delight:

I have one Mini Schnauzer & a Beagle/Bulldog Mix who both adore a good petting session or treats. If small dogs aren’t your thing, let me know & I will do my best to keep them from jumping on you. It's best to show them love while I calm them down, don't just stand there with your hands in your pockets while they are barking. Though they might not let you in the therapy room if you don't pet them. They do love "Canine Carry-Outs if you are so inclined....lol

If you are allergic to dog hair then it's best to not make an appointment at all.

Photo Policy:

Do you need photos or video chats? No. You do not need to send me a photo of yourself unless you are inclined to do so. If you do send me your photo it will be deleted after you send it. In addition, do not ask me for my photo to send to you, I look like my photos and they are current, whereever they happen to be. Requests for phone photos are a bit like asking for a unicorn ride, meaning it will never happen. I've got more photos that can be seen here.

Do I need to speak English? Yes. Clear, respectful communication is required. Witty conversation is a bonus.

Confirmations, Timing & Cancellations:

After we agree on a time, you’re penciled in. One hour before your appointment, text me to remind me to call you in at the gate and include your full name if I don’t already have it. Once confirmed, I’ll send the address and gate instructions.

What if I don’t confirm? If I don’t receive your one-hour confirmation text, I’ll assume you’re not coming and your time will be offered to someone else.

What is your cancellation policy? Life happens. If you give enough notice for me to refill the time, you’re welcome to rebook. Last‑minute cancellations (around 15 minutes before arrival) end future bookings.

Text or email only? Choose one and stick with it. If you cannot text, tell me and we’ll use email only. No mixing.

How much notice do you need? At least one hour. Morning and early appointments may require notice the day before or by 10am. Please don’t text saying you’re nearby and ready right now & expect to come over, that will never happen unless someone has JUST cancelled.

Comfort, Equipment & Safety:

For safety and comfort, the table has limits. Guests should be in reasonable physical condition and able to get on and off the table independently.

Note: If you’re over 300 lbs, you might want to use your intended donation & be a guest at one of the numerous gyms in your town.😊 In addition, I do not see "handicapped" people, all limbs are required, no walkers or wheel chairs allowed.

Is your table comfortable? Very. It’s extra wide, so your arms can rest comfortably on each side without falling down or having to prop them up. The table is also heated on cool days, and paired with a small space heater when needed.

To Towel Or Not To Towel: Draping or toweling is your call. No need to ask – your comfort is key!

Sensitive skin? Please tell me ahead of time so I can prepare appropriately. Especially since I have small dogs that will not be allowed to jump up on you. I do have a small fenced enclosure for them by the front door so you are able to walk in and greet them without them going "happy tails" to see you!

Who This is For:

Primarily mature, respectful adults who appreciate quality care icluding upscale gentleman, retirees or distinguished senior citizen. Most guests are 40+, though fit adults under 40 are welcome.

Do you see women? Yes. All requirements are to be applied.

Who is not a fit? Services are offered to respectful, discreet adult men and women seeking professional relaxation. If that’s not you, this won’t be a good match.

The Experience:

What kind of massage do you offer? Swedish full‑body massage with a range of pressures, just not ultra‑deep. If you prefer to skip certain areas, simply say so.

I also offer a one and a half hour session and I encourage the gentleman that is over 6' to extend to the 1.5 hr. Most of my sessions will invariably run over time anyway so if you have a destination that you must get to in time Please let me know before we start if I happen to forget.

What is the setting like? A clean, private room in a quiet gated home. Candlelight, soothing music, aromatherapy, and an extra‑wide table. On occasion, two well‑mannered dogs nap nearby and provide bonus warmth.

Are body rubs the same as massage? Yes.

What is The Golden Touch? An elevated, highly personalized experience that blends skilled technique with intuitive care. It’s subtle, refined, and best understood by those who value thoughtful details.

Privacy & Discretion:

How does the gate work? Show your ID at the gate. Your name must match. The gatehouse does not keep your information.

I personally do not care what name you use because I usually will resort to "sweetie, sweetheart, honey or babe"...lol..just me

Is my visit confidential? Always. What happens here stays here.

What if someone asks why I’m visiting? You’re here for a design consult. I also do web and graphic design, and that explanation covers everything. Keep it simple and to a bare minimum. No one needs to know your business, don't volunteer info.

Is the location private? Yes. The community is quiet, gated, and discreet.

Location | Hours | Rates

Where are you located? Fort Pierce, near Kings Highway. Google Maps works best. Guests visit from Vero Beach, Port St. Lucie, and beyond.

What are your hours? Tuesday through Sunday, generally noon to 9pm. Closed Mondays. Hours may shift occasionally to accommodate schedules.

What does it cost? Your donation is your way of saying thank you. The minimum is $95 for "new clients". Additional appreciation is always welcome and remembered. Long‑standing guests are capped at $120 for the hour and $140 for the 1.5 hr.

Arrival & Etiquette:

When should I arrive?

Arrive at your scheduled time, not early. A 15‑minute grace window is built in for traffic.

Morning messages?

I’m not a morning person. Please don’t expect replies before 11am.

Do I Have DogS?

Yes. You will be greeted enthusiastically. A little kindness goes a long way.

What I Don't Do:

I only offer Swedish full‑body massage, no other modalities like Nuru, Tantra, Thai, Russian, Potli, Shiatsu, Body to Body and all the other modalities you saw in a spy movie. No 30‑minute sessions. No mobile visits. No grooming/manscaping or skincare services.

Any special requests? No prostate work and no couples services.

Good To Know:

Do You Have Sensitive Skin?

As we age our skin does tend to bruise easier as well as not healing as fast as it used to when we were young. If you have sensitive skin PLEASE let me know prior to your appointment so that I may put the boys into their enclosure BEFORE you open the door.

International texting issues?

Some international texts may not come through. If that happens, use email.

No Advertisement Is Showing?

If you don’t see an ad? If the website is live, you can still book. Ads come and go. I do not.

Clarification:

When I say I’m free tomorrow, it means with proper notice. I’m not waiting around fully dressed for surprise arrivals. A little planning makes for a much better experience for both of us.